my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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