Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
time to smoke my breakfast
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Randomize
