:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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