I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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