I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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