My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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