For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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