I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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