I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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