some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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