wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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