Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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