As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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