Dual....:-)
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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