I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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