is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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