Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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