I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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