I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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