About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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