Buhtt sex?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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