How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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