is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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