He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
sex in a hospital.. check
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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