Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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