Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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