I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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