so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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