so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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