i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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