u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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