I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The power of my boobs compel you
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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