i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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