McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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