Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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