Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
