I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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