I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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