This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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