Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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