Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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