Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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