the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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