just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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