I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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