just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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