I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He uses pillows to masturbate.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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