He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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