I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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