i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
