imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
