oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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