Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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