She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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