If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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