So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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