Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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