C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
It's just like the Real World with babies
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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